i am so fucking cute.
i do this meer cat (sp?) / prairie dog impression
where i stand on my back legs and just well, stand here for a few seconds
looking all alert, with my deer-in-the-headlights eyes
and one or another of my little toys (beer bottle caps, beads, rolls of toilet paper) in my mouth
and mommy and daddy coo with delight because i'm the cutest thng they've ever seen.
at some point, when they get double a batteries for daddy's camera, they'll take a pic of me
and help me post it here in my livejournal for all my readers to see!
today daddy was playing a fun new game with me
where he throws me high into the air
and i fly over and land on their bed
and i look like a flying squirrel.
i love our new game!
then i was playing my other favorite game with mommy
where i bring her a bottle cap
and she throws it
and i chase the damn thing down
cause its my prey, i can't let it get away
and i bring it back to her to throw for me again.
this goes on for hours usually, or until i lose my toy in one of daddy's shoes like i did today.
that makes me sad, but only for a few seconds,
cause i have the attention span of a planaria
and i just go on to something else when i lose my toys.
ok, i gotta go climb up the back of daddy's chair now
and claw at the back of his head while he be's a chatty bitch with all his online friends.
bye.
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